The "Walking in Line" Song

I have two of them.

(Tune - "Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush")

This is the way we walk in line,
Walk in line,
Walk in line,
This is the way we walk in line
So early in the morning.
*(On Monday afternoon.)

This is the way we hold our hands,
Hold our hands,
Hold our hands,
This is the way we hold our hands,
So early in the morning.
*(On Monday afternoon.)

*If it's afternoon, substitute the day of the week.

(Tune - "Turkey in the Straw")

Put your hands in your pockets or behind your backs.
Put your hands in your pockets or behind your backs.
Put your hands in your pockets or behind your backs.
Show me, show me...right now! **

** This last line is to the "Shave and a Haircut, Six Bits" tune.

(P.S. His t-shirt reads "I love Monsters, Mud, and Mess.")